Holy
Cleanliness
“There
is this male tendency to believe that somehow the initial two weeks of snappy
dressing, full eye contact, and best behavior will balance out thirty years of
holey underwear, mumbling, and anatomic decline. It is one thing to be a work
in progress and quite another to be a work in regress. Familiarity is no excuse
for lowering your standards.”
Michael
Perry (from “Visiting Tom: A Man, a Highway, and the Road to Roughneck Grace”)
Okay,
so I know this is not a quote about spirituality, even though they say that cleanliness
is next to godliness. I just read it and couldn’t stop laughing, so I wanted to
share it with you. I’m going to blame the pandemic isolation and the “work from
home era” for the decline in human hygiene and presentability—my own, and
others. My women friends and I have talked at length about how great it is not
to get up in the morning and begin the whole ritual of “putting on your face”
and trying to come up with clean clothes that go together from the scant selection
in your closet, especially clothes that will accommodate the extra weight
gained from mindlessly munching chips while staring at a computer screen in
your pajamas.
I
forced myself to throw away all the holey underwear by thinking about my mother
whose mortal fear was being taken to the hospital in underwear held together by
safety pins. Almost every one of my t-shirts is soup-stained and stretched out
of shape, and these damn tights that even old women wear are hard pressed to
stretch over my newly acquired hippo-hips. A work in progress is hardly
appropriate to describe the current state of humanity, including yours truly.
In
Michael Perry’s quote above, he’s no doubt writing from a male perspective, but it also applies to women. He's absolutely accurate. Two weeks of snappy dressing do not make up for the hygienic
disaster of the last two years. We all must rise above the gutter and find our
way back to the light of day, where people took regular baths, brushed their
teeth, and put on clean, if not stylish, clothing. It’s a new day. Put all your
comfey-pants, flannel gowns, stretched out and lent covered underwear into a
garbage bag and carry it to the curb. Jesus wants you to be clean. He told me
so.
In
the Spirit,
Jane
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