Thursday, December 27, 2018

Brace Yourselves For...


The Aftermath

'I just love paying bills. Makes me feel responsible.' Said no one, ever!”

And now for the aftermath of the wonderful holidays! In a few days the credit card bills for all those fabulous gifts, great food, and holiday parties will come flooding into our mail boxes like rain water down a gutter spout. And the pain will be intense. According to the American Research Group, the average American spent right at $1000.00 on holiday gifts alone this year. For some people, that's chump-change, but for most of us, it looks a little like King Kong sitting on top of a stack of regular monthly bills. In January, we wonder what sort of evil genie possessed our brains in December. Ah, well, we say, I can eat Ramen for a few months, and then we start trying to figure out how to shift the same number of dollars as usual around to cover at least the minimum payments. It's a shell game in which, somehow, the pea disappears all together. That's my story, anyway. I wonder if it's yours too.

Again, this is a true First World problem—one that is self-created, and carries self-inflicted wounds. I have lived since the stone-age (1940's) and I can tell you, when I was a child, we got oranges and hard candy in our stockings. From Santa, we received one toy—mine was usually a doll, which I hated—and the only store-bought clothes we got all year—typically socks and underwear. That was it for Christmas. Things have definitely changed. I am not blaming anyone—I clearly recall decadent Christmases when my sons were small. The entire house would be full of toy-parts and wrapping paper. The living room looked like a bomb had gone off in a glitter factory. It was truly appalling. I feel a little exhausted just remembering it.

Every year, we tell ourselves, as we're scheduling those on-line payments and watching our paltry bank account shrink, “I won't do this again! Next year will be different!” Right? Probably not. So, an attitude adjustment may be necessary. Let's give thanks for the ability to carry debt, and for being able to feed ourselves, even if it is Ramen. We can cook it with clean water, in a warm house—at least, some of us can. Let us give thanks for the warmth of family, the gift of food and the celebration of life the holidays bring each year. And then, let's try not to cry while we pay the bills.

                                                          In the Spirit,
                                                             Jane


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