Thursday, September 6, 2018

Life's Aggravations


Flea Moments

Greater fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
and little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.
And great fleas, themselves in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
while these again have greater fleas still, and greater still, and so on.”
Agustus De Morgan

If you have an animal that goes outside, then you know how difficult it has been this year to keep them flea-free. Liza and I have struggled all summer, made our way through hundred's of dollars worth of flea repellent, all to no avail. The combination of mild winter with no deep freezes, followed by a hotter than usual summer has produced a bumper crop of fleas. It's been a misery for Liza.

So, fleas were on my mind this morning when I sat down to write. These tiny irritants can be metaphors for a lot of life's little aggravations. Persistent thoughts, for instance, that keep you awake nights, are a bit like fleas. Murphy's law—anything that can go wrong, will go wrong—is a human-flea equivalent. When we have a specific place to be on a given day, and the traffic is backed up for an hour, we miss our appointment, and then have to drive home in that same gridlock—that's a biting-flea experience. No, it's not going to kill us, but you have to admit, it's irritating. Trying to call a business about your account, a bank, for instance, or an internet provider, and getting that doggone menu that gives you ten options, none of which is what you're calling about, and then having the robot on the other end not understand you're message—“I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Could you try again.” And then you have to sit through the ten options all over again. Those are aggravating, time-wasting fleas!

I'm getting worked up just writing about them! The Taoists would advise us to stay calm; to accept whatever happens with quiet alacrity. That's the equivalent of telling a dog not to scratch when fleas are biting him. We humans have these emotions for a reason—they motivate us to speak our minds. But here's the deal—we can't allow the fleas to control us. Speaking one's mind honestly and without rancor, is like a good dose of Advantix—it calms down the itch to the point that we can behave sanely. The little irritants in life can ruin a perfectly good day if we let them. Today, let's not let them.

                                                          In the Spirit,
                                                             Jane

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