Monday, July 28, 2014

Monday Morning Nonsense

Lesser Evil

Always choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil!”
Jerry Garcia (The Grateful Dead)

I saw this fabulous quote this morning, and truly, I have no clue what to do with it, but I just couldn't pass it up. It's “Yogi Berra wisdom”—simple but profound, obvious yet overlooked, like “it ain't over 'til it's over.” What more is there to say.

I can tell you a couple of my choices which have been the lesser of two evils, and still, evil as can be. I ran across some delicious candies that I like—made from fruit and nuts, that come from an orchard on the west coast. So I ordered three boxes—I mean it's fruit and nuts—no chocolate, no butter, how bad could it be, right? I ate a box a week for two weeks running and gained three pounds! Candy is still candy, huh?

I met a man some years back, when I still thought a man essential to my life, who was a minister of the cloth. Even held a doctorate in ministry. Smart, good looking, spiritual—what's not to love? Especially since my mother loved him, too, and my mother didn't love many people. Turned out to be a drunk and a notorious womanizer. Cloth or no cloth, he was one bad apple, not to mention fruit and nuts, with the emphasis on “nuts,” if you catch my drift.

One of my neighbors is famous for saying, “When something isn't working for you, lower your standards.” And sometimes that's semi-good advice, but when you're choosing between the lesser of two evils you can get into trouble fast. My new take on life is this: If it looks too good to be true, run like a scalded dog. It works for me, and I hope it works for you, too. Happy Monday—I just thought you could use some fruit and nuts!

                                       In the Spirit,
                                            Jane



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