Wednesday, December 11, 2013

A new addition to the family.

Doggy Joy

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
Josh Billings

My son, Jake, got a new dog last week. She's a long-legged shepherd mix rescued from a “kill-shelter,” as he calls them. There is a group of folks in every state, and, for once, Alabama is no exception, who, when an animal has run out of time in a Humane Society shelter, take it to foster until they can find a home. We drove up to Huntsville last Thursday and picked her up from her foster parent, a young woman who said she'd had as many as six dogs at once. The process of adoption was rigorous, background check and several interviews with both Jake and me, and she came with the guarantee that if you are unhappy with the dog for any reason, they will take her back, no questions asked.

Her name is “Barley.” She reminds me of an old country boy I knew in grammar school whose name was Harley. Like him, she is long and lanky and eats like a pig at the trough. I honestly think if we just opened the 40 pound bag of dog food and turned her loose with it, she would do her very best to eat the whole thing. Such is the nature of dogs who have spent any time hungry. After she's vacuumed up an entire bowl, she circles Liza, who is a prissy, picky eater. You can imagine how Liza the Princess feels about Barley the Hound. Her low, growling rumble can be heard throughout the land. I've seen more of her teeth in the last five days than I did in her first three years.

During the work-week, my other son, Ian, brings his three mutts, Shelly, Maggie, and Gigette, here for “doggy day care,” so all day long, I'm like an aged sheep herder with five dogs of varying size, seething around my legs everywhere I go. They rough-house and play underneath me while I'm packing ebay items, and fight for place of closest contact when I sit down to eat. I feel like the people in other lands who bring their livestock into the house during cold weather—just call me Heidi of the Dogherd.

The upside to all this doggy goodness is that Jake is happier than I've seen him in a year. My friend, Leslie, says “pet therapy is the very best kind.” I think she's right about that. Also, have you ever tried to sweep with five dogs pawing at the dustpan? So the house work just has to wait—such a tragedy. And, I'm certainly not going to put up a Christmas tree with an overgrown, still-in-training puppy in the house; I can just imagine what a wet surprise that would be! So I'm off the hook for decorating. What a relief!

We welcome “Harley-Barley” to the family. And I'm sure Queen Liza will, too...perhaps a hundred years from now. Maybe two.

                                   In the Spirit,
                                        Jane



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